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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Boys Vs Girls

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??



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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of
his
mouth.



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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.



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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u
think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



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