u touched ma heart n dis appear

" hello im lost?"......."Where are you?" "Umm I dont know im lost!!!!"

" hello im lost?"......."Where are you?" "Umm I dont know im lost!!!!"

I LOVE to irritate my BEST FRIENDS.........AND then saying sorry sorry ....

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

don't know wht to do???

imma stay up all night so i can see this girl

I'm gonna hold my breath for the longest time!

being spontanious

When I accept your friend request and send a personal note, please respond in kind or we will be ''friends'' no more.

I like this TOO,!!!!!

Don't let a painful past affect your present and future life...write a new script for life and thrive!!

allow your inner light to guide you .......................☼

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."

Aww, that's sweet. Now how many girls have you said that to?

You're 5 and you have a phone, who do you talk to elmo?

PEOPLE WHO BRUSH HAIR WITH FORKS!!!!!!

Barrack Obama stole "Yes We Can" from Bob the Builder.

Adults are just kids with money.

Love is Blind......

just sitting there in class and not understanding a word the teacher said ;)

I play a song, no one likes it. Two months later, they all love it. Grrrrr.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

to love someone else, 1st we need to love ourself...

Everyday is a new day, but some things remain unchanged.......

Teacher & Student School Jokes -: Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: HIJKLMNO. Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

Need a shoulder to cry on? Lie face down on the roadside during rush hour.;(