Life is too short! So: KISS slowly, LAUGH insanely, LOVE truly and FORGIVE quickly

I believe You .. LOL JK ur a two faced bitch ☺

Sorry I missed your call...LOL JK I ignored that shit

HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND 'CUZ THEY RAPIN' ERRBODY OUT THERE

hi. i'm a boy. here's how it goes; i'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you. i'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you. then i will lead you on so you fall for me. i'll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow i'll completely ignore you. you'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend, or a confidence boost. know what the best part is? you can't do anything about it, because you love me. and you don't want to loose me. ha.

Oh, I saw your new girlfriend. So.. what happened to your standards? (:

i M 2 6 C 4 U . Like this if u get it ;)

Just do it.. you're never going to see these people again

sometimes solutions aren't so simple , sometimes goodbye is the only way

wishing there was a way to 'un-send' a text!

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk........ I miss you :/

I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, then BOOM stalked for life!