(10:00 pm) ❝Babe I'll call you tomorrow❞ ❝Okay...❞ (12:01am) *phone rings* ❝Hello?❞ ❝It's tomorrow (: ❞

Today is 10/10/10

No I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?

just sitting on your bed thinking you have nothing to do but you actually have lots of things to do

"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal

I saw that new advert for Pizza Hut today that said "Now, order with your iPhone." Question... Couldn't you always order with your iPhone, seeing as it is, in fact, a phone?

Definition of a good day: wake up and theres a girl beside you. Definition of a Bad Day: wake up and theres a girl beside you (you cant remember her name)

elementry school: mommy i have a new friend. middle school: hey mom can ____ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend. high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: whos that? my friend...

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔Doing Me

The moment i learn to live life, life changed