"MY FACEBOOK STATUS ISN'T ABOUT YOU OMYGOSH"!!!! hh

"IF YOU DID ME WRONG THEN WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME"!!!

99% OF PEOPLE CANT SEE THE HIPPO IN THIS PICTURE!

you're six, why do you have a phone? who are you going to call? dora?

You're 10, and you have facebook and a cell phone? When I was 10.. I had a coloring book and chalk

*falls asleep in car*...10sec later: we~re home!... WTH MAN!!!

I love listening to lies when i know the truth

The one who seems the strongest is sometimes the one who is in most need of a hug

Sometimes I wish that when I say ''I'm okay.'' Someone will say ''No you're not.''

Losing someone hurts......Missing that someone hurts more.....Wanting them back kills you

depressed? earrphones in.. volume up, ignore the world.

Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today ...Amen.

I wish you werent so dear to me... Then I could hurt you like you hurt me

"Okay mom... yes mom, I'll do it in a minute" 20 minutes later... "what was I supposed to do...?"

Never underestimate a girl's abillity to find things out.

I love people who text back instantly

the mini heart attack you get when your phone gets the reply from a risky text you sent.

Running down the stairs and gettin a mini heart attack wen ur foot slips.

Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing ''yepp...''

Somebody's gonna punch you in the face one day...I hope I'm there to watch

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRETRUCK! =D

1, 2, 3, smile! . . . did you take it yet? . . . oh crap its on video.

I study. I take the test. I passed. I forget what I learn

I want an honest relationship. No secrets. No lies. And no cheating. :)

FUN+hangingout+DAYDREAMING+cell phones+NO STUDY= TEENAGE LIFE!

You Complete me...

im on my way to milton keynes to skate. Yay

God stands by us all and watches over the loved ones we care for. Don't be astray I'm sure they miss and love you too, have faith

YES I DO LIKE, LOVE & MISS SOME SPECIAL LOVED 1's & I PRAY 4 ALL GOOD THINGS 2 COME 4 US! Xoxo GOD BLESS YOU!!

Too many family members lost recently to list them all. But they are still liked, LOVED and missed

Dont u hate it when ur not afraid and eminem starts singing

Ths a kul page

Sian is awesome! :) love geoff.

Dis is d truth...

I miss my son....he don't care

iz any1 online......

Nom Nom Nom

I just hit a all time low doing this..

I swear I have liked this like 50 times befor!!

I Miss you.. I need You, I want you.. But You don't Know that i'm there.

haha! I know that feeling!

I miss you so badly right now, just a sign that you love me would help!

I have a secret agent/ninja to look after someone and report me ;)

"Happy Birthday!!" Aww thanks..wait we don't talk, how do you even know? "hehe Facebook silly :)"

When someone asks "Guess what?" I never guess, I just say "What?"

"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"

you like her but she doesnt like you :/

Just love clicking ''LIKE'' on facebook :D <3 :P

(Age 8) "Go to Bed." "NOO!" :10 Years Later: "Get Up" "NOO!"

TO THE WINDOWWWWW! TO THE WALL! TILL THE SWEAT....Oh. Hi Mom. You're home early. No I was not shouting, why?

No kisses... no smiley faces... full stops ... yeah you're angry with me :/

C.L.A.S.S = Come late and start sleeping :>

Gwen Stefani taught me to spell bananas. Ke$ha taught me to spell dinosaur. Fergie taught me to spell glamorous. Webbie taught me to spell independent. Spongebob taught me to spell fun. And Jason Derulo taought me how to spell solo. (:

"HE'S CUTE I SWEAR, LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE!"

No matter how much you think you hate school, you’ll always miss it when you leave

wish i could pull u frm among the stars..miss u soo much :(

life would be soo boring widout u ♥

Giving a sarcastic answer when someone asks a dumb question

hehe *message sent* omfg... I sent it to somebody else :(

No matter how old you are, You'll always rush for a swing in a park :')

Edward Cullen is a 107 year old virgin, clearly he has issues

I Never Knew What ''LOVE'' Was!!! Until I MET YOU..

Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die!

Mommy , Mommy , Mommy , Mum , Mum , Mum , Mom , Mom , Mom , Ma , Ma , Mama , Mama . WHAT ! Hi heheheheh

Mummy aaj sunday hai let me sleep

I may not say "i miss you" all the time, but once i say, i'm sure nobody's missing you more than me.

HaPpIneSS Is HapPinESS

Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D !

Love frnds

Shiiiiit, look who's online...LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT..."Hey whats up?"...damn.

Why can't you just get what I am trying to say without me having to explain it?

Don't worry about the people in your past; There's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

I HATE THAT SUNDAY NIGHT (SCHOOL TOMORROW!) FEELING :(

I stay longer in the shower because the water is so warm

I hate the way you tell me you love me

I study for MINUTES and take a break for HOURS

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

[friend:] Omg, he's so hot. I wanna know his name. [You:] HEY YOU! WHATS YOUR NAME?

DONT TOUCH MY HAIR...... " touchhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ( SMACK!) WTF DID I SAY?!

The future has several names. For the weak, it is the impossible. For the fainthearted, it is the unknown. For the brave, it is the ideal. Never give up on your dreams, if you never try, how will you know what you can achieve?

if Yuh Cant Luv,Care Nd Respect For Yur Mom n Dad,

Don't just sit there wondering whether or not they know you love them - too many people have gotten away from too many people that way. If you love someone, scream it to anyone that will listen and hope with everything you have that the person you were talking to screams it back.

Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Lady Gaga has some serious problems with pronounciation hahahah:D

‎2day? how time flies..

Charmaine n I........4 lyf

Happy birthday to Michael Jackson, RIP (1958-2009)...

Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..!!

We need #TwitterEditButton

Sunset Of Mah Lyf :(

Love is a mirror

I plan things with friends before I actually ask my parents if I can go :P

Friends forever

-I'LL CALL U BACK. -NEVER CALLS BACK!''

A special world for you and me

Special One :)

Lady GaGa :)

Three things v desire d most in life : happiness, freedom n piece of mind.. is always attained by giving it to someone else

"I love him." "How long have you been dating?" " 2 days" "You're an idiot."

teacher: a few years ago a student sat back on his chair and banged his head and had to have 9 stiches blah blah blah

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

that rush of emotions and thoughts u get wen reading something .

Agreeing With Your Mom Just So She Can SHUT THE HELL UP! :)

when your best friend looks at you and you both realize you're thinking the exact same thing ;)

dont you just hate it when you laugh at your little brother or sister and you get yelled at by your parents because you didnt help out -_-

I'm not pretty, I'm not perfect, I'm not fake, I'm just ME

'Did I Ask You?' 'No' 'Then Shut Up.'

Saying " It's ok " but secretly knowing its killing you inside..:

?????.....

Twitter's a School .. We make friends, we learn, we fight, there's cliques, there's the popular & the new people! Its not a website anymore

Justin's Mom: #WakeUpJustin time for your haircut. Justin: No mom!!!! Please No!!!

''MOM''S HOME!!'' everyone spazzes and starts cleaning random things..

# # I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15....8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!

I can honestly say you've been on my mind since I woke up today

I WISH I HAD MY FATHER I TRULY MISS HIM TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE HIM

MuziC

i know u luv me a lot.n i too luv u a lot........but i wish u would have understood me...its 2 late now

''What's that!! An earthquake?'' ''YES!! RUN!!!'' ''OMG, WAIT'' *runs to the computer and writes on Facebook* EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!!!

151 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher

I don't really care if you're sorry. You should've been sorry a long time ago. Now you're not worth it.

I Love D Ones Who r in My Life & Makin it Amazing.. . . . . I Also Love D Ones Who Left My Life & Have Made it Fantastic.

''Love MaKes you strong in front of the whole World.. But weaK in front of the one you Love...

♥ ♥ ♥ ...sumtymz v decide 2 stop luving sum1 nt coz dey dun luv ''us''...bt bcoz v find dem more happy widout ''us''.... Cute pain...cant xpress... ♥ ♥ ♥

its really not up to me anymore, if you want me in your life, you will find a way to put me there because I'm tired of trying..!!

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

so true

True!

thnkx very much :P

a girl standing in front of a mirror and asking y does he likes....... after 2 min yr main hoon hi itni sundar

I'LL CALL U BACK. -NEVER CALLS BACK!

When We First Met I Had No Idea That You Would Be So Important To Me

If ur so sorry, why did you do it again?

If a person is Silent,,,,,......it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,Enjoymnt &Thrills.....But It means Life has taught Him; some Lessons which has made Him Silent.!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a person is Silent,,,,,......it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,Enjoymnt &Thrills.....But It means Life has taught Him; some Lessons which has made Him Silent.!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes, you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life

◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►◄♥►

Boyfriends shouldn't just be boyfriends. They should also be one of your best friends

if i write something that points directly to the person. If i like something she thinnk its for her. if i don't do anything she told me why don't u update anything. what should i do. i think i should stop using fb ...

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.

why does everyone make fun of justin beiber i mean he is such a nice girl :p

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Oye!! Ghar Se Phone Hai, Chup..! Chup..! Chup...!

"What do you wanna do?" "Up to you" "Noo, its up to you." 'sigh'.....

are you online!!

I knw evrthin bout her .. Except dat she luvs me or nt ... She dosen't knw anything bout me.. Except that i luv her.. !!

I knw evrthin bout her .. Except dat she luvs me or nt ... She dosen't knw anything bout me.. Except that i luv her.. !!

Perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat on his girlfriend...and doesn't exist...

BIRTH - One Time. DEATH - One Time. LOVE - One Time. LIFE - One Time. EXAM - hw MANY TIMES ??? !!! :-P

Looking back at old photos and thinking......LOOK AT MY HAIR :O x

Substitute teacher: ''Does your normal teacher let you do that?'' Students: ''Yes...''

life is incomplete without my friends..................

SEX, DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL are all very well , but nothing beats a nice cup of tea..

Sometimes there is no next time, no time outs, no second chances. Sometimes it's now or never

Everyday is a new day, but some things remain unchanged..............

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

I lost my phone,, so i rang it...i found it!.... OH A MISSED CALL =] :D .... oh :( its only me :(

haha kya bat hai bahut romantic ho raha ho aaj kal.........

Tere bin jee nahi lagta. .tere bin jee nahi sakta.. Tujpe he haaare mene vaaaare do jaaaahan. . . . //

Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her

''can i see your phone ?'' ......''hang on,'' *deletes text messages.

Love is Blind and its a great emotion to be feel....But truely

¢σмє..ℓєтѕ ρℓαy α gαмє...тнє gαмє σƒ нι∂є η∂ ѕєєк...

¢σмє..ℓєтѕ ρℓαy α gαмє...тнє gαмє σƒ нι∂є
η∂ ѕєєк...ѕσ ∂αт ωнєη I ... ∂ιє!! .....η∂ нι∂є
4єνєя...u ¢η.. ѕмιℓє.....тнιηкιηg ∂αт v я ѕ
тιℓℓ ρℓαyιηg α gαмє...!!!

Let's admit it, we're all scared of FLYING COCKROACHES

I say to my heart ''aal is well'' while my mind says ''ghanta aal is well''

Teacher- Get out.......!!!!!!! & We - thank GOD

unplanned moments are always better then the planned ones.

×I Hανє Dam Aтiтυd Nd Ego Dn Wт? (- Juzt Gt Lσѕт -) x

talking to your best friend- its like a part of your daily routine:)

Think, there must be a harder way to do things!‌

If the world really does end in 2012, then I'm having sex while sky diving.(:

TRUST IS A VERY FRAGILE THING, ONCE BROKEN T CAN NEVER BE REPAIRED TO BE AS IT ONCE WAS...AND SOME TIMES CANT BE FIXED AT ALL..

Lyrics that explain exactly how you are feeling.

I love when I see your name on my notifications...

Your Smile :) = My Life ♥

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Do not get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when they start to not give a f*ck.

I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.

My Girlfriend can do way better than me, I'm just lucky to have her

My boyfriend can do way better than me, I'm just lucky to have him

Sx will nt mak him love u, n a baby wil nt mak him stay.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.

To the world you may be but one, but to one you might be the world.

It is amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

If I was 16 And Pregnant I would get a slap, not a TV show.

Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we will never be anything more?

Nice hair! LOL, jk. I can see your extensions.

Nice hair! LOL, jk. I can see your extensions.

You know you are in love when you dont wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.