Or hoofbets wre mny, bt or herts bet as one!

Nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, and hot nice guys are gay.

'Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha' has so much more meaning than 'lol'

* Being sngl is a lot wser thn bng in a WRONG relationship!

Getting up after you've been sitting for a while and then randomly going blind for a few seconds.

F.E.A.R. = Fu*k Everything And Run !!!

ฬђא ๔๏ קє๏קlє ђคשє t๏ ฬгเtє lเкє tђเรรรร؟؟

most common lie ? . . . " I'M FINE "

"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven..." "Aaawww :)" "Because your face is FUUUCKED UP."

I rather be hated for someone I am, then to be loved for someone i'm not <3

i start typing...i see you typing...i stop...you stop...WTF? keep typing!!

Giving a certain look and your best friend knows exactly what u mean.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart <3

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you <3

I don't have the patience today to pretend you're not a twat

If a girls says it is "alright" it is NOT alright.

i laugh at my mistakes- that's why i smile when i see you. :]]]

If people talk behind your Back, Its because your ahead of Them...

me and g!!! xx

facebook should have a Love button♥

that's me. ha ha