Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do

Student: I have to go to the bathroom Teacher:You should have gone in the break Student: Im terribly sorry i havent planned out my pee schedule for you

*kid at a party* -his phone rings- SHUT UP! ITS MY MOM!... Hi mom." -random kid in background- DUDE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate

hey, remember me? I used to mean something to you

"I'm fine" really means "i need a hug and someone to talk to"

"You haven't done anything all day!""No mom, I got up at 6AM to go to school, took 3 tests, ran 2 miles, did 2 pages of math, wrote 3 paragraphs on world history, walked home from school in 98 degree weather, and finished my homework."

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I die, I'll give my friends permission to change my status to "is chillin with Jesus"

One day.. Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend