10:10am at 10.10.10: Wish somebody would wake me up before that....I want to see the clock tick 10.10.10.10.10 :)

"I Have A Six Pack" ;) "Where...?" "Under My Fat...It's Shy" :)

teacher : wheres ur homework : child dog ate it :teacher :thats the worst excsuse i have ever heard. the next day child walk into school with a ripped up book:child now do u belive me

~ Don't ya just hate it when you put on your warmest pajamas, your fuzzy socks, and curl up in bed under the blankets just the find that you forgot to turn off the light.

Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for whats now and never look back.

i hate it when im trying to be all sneaky in my house at night then the floor starts to creak...

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

elementry school: mommy i have a new friend. middle school: hey mom can ____ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend. high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: whos that? my friend...

*Alarm goes off* "5 more minutes" 6:35 ... 6:40...... 9:00. *Wakes up* AWE CRAP! MOM!!..

i seem to have LOVED you in numberless forms, numberless times, in LIFE after LIFE, in AGE after AGE forever. :)