Boy: Have I ever told you how special you are to me?? Girl: No. Boy: Good. Girl: Why good?? Boy: Because there are no words that can ever come close to express how special you are to me

when you do something awesome by accident and pretend that it was on purpose

‎*click* *click* -_-.. *Computer Freezes*...*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *SLAMS MOUSE* WTF!!!!

Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

ALARM...snooze...ALARM....snooze....ALARM *checks time* SHIIIIT!!..

ALARM...snooze...ALARM....snooze....ALARM *checks time* SHIIIIT!!..

Remember when we were little we would say: do you like him, or do you ''like-like'' him?

Dude, if you tickle me, Im not responsible for your injuries after, okay?

Who gives a shit what anyone thinks, as long as your happy, fuck em all!

When I first met you, I had no idea you would mean this much to me.

Karne ka mann kar raha hai aaj kuch saitani :P

my recent status iz When someone seesyou crying, and ask: ❝Are you sad?❞ Punch them in the face, and ask: ❝Are you okay?❞

I used 2 hate weddings..All the old aunties would poke me and say ''UR NEXT! UR NEXT!''. They soon stopped that when I started doing the same 2 them at funerals!

This month has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 sundays. This only happens every 823 years -october

If someone seriously wants to be part of your life; They will seriously make an effort to be in it. ;)

Making a glue that can even join the pieces of a broken heart!

When I was younger, I always drew the sun in the corner of the paper. (:

''Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.''

I wud like to die tommorow, Than to live hundred years without knowing a SWEETHEART like you. ♥

♥ First LOVE is only my last LOVE ♥

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity

Girls find out evrythng..... I advise u 2 nevr lie 2 thm :)

open BJP's website and you'll be redirected to congress' website...legal notice has been issued!!