I will Protect you, I will fight for you, I will kiss you, I will love you, I will hold you, I will laugh with you. But I will don't make you fall, if you don't plan to catch you

"Is it because Im black?" "You're white.." "Oh so it's cause I'm white now is it?"

*guy dies in movie* Awww... *dog/cat/animal dies in movie* OMG AWWW!!! :( *woman dies in movie* That's what you get, bitch

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard , why'd you leave chris brown?

Boyfriend : you know i would only change one thing about you. Girlfriend : whattttttt??? Boyfriend : Your last name

Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do

Student: I have to go to the bathroom Teacher:You should have gone in the break Student: Im terribly sorry i havent planned out my pee schedule for you

*kid at a party* -his phone rings- SHUT UP! ITS MY MOM!... Hi mom." -random kid in background- DUDE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate

hey, remember me? I used to mean something to you

"I'm fine" really means "i need a hug and someone to talk to"

"You haven't done anything all day!""No mom, I got up at 6AM to go to school, took 3 tests, ran 2 miles, did 2 pages of math, wrote 3 paragraphs on world history, walked home from school in 98 degree weather, and finished my homework."

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I die, I'll give my friends permission to change my status to "is chillin with Jesus"

One day.. Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend

people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥

MOM I CANT SAY DIRECTLY,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT I REALY LOVE U MORE THAN MYSELF

whatever relation u buildup in dis wrld, d only thing remains at last is d loneliness wid lot's n lot's of sweet memories....

Dear Pringles, Now that I am all grown up I can no longer fit my hand inside your toob of deliciousness. Please work on this.

I hated going to wedding because grandmas would poke me and tell me that i was next. They stopped doing it when i did it to them at funerals :)

Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... Amen

mess with me I can handle it ... mess with my child and I will bury u where nobody will find u !!!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says, "oh crap she's up!"

Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,Papa-Paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone... Lady Gaga has some serious problems with pronunciation.

♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.

..if a boy calls you hot, he looks at your body..if he calls you pretty, he looks at your face..but if he calls you beautiful, he looks at ur soul..

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Digg traffic down, but not out

Holding In Your Laugh in the middle Of class is the hardest thing to do

If strippers are now called "exotic dancers" then drug dealers should be called "exotic pharmacist"

but i have my grácia, my first great love.

Grácia is my great first love

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