A girl calls 911 operator:911,whats your emergency?girl:MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!operator:where do you live?girl:IN THE HOUSE THATS ON FIRE

.: Every house has a .. ''smell''.. to it...except your own :)

Love has no boundations, It doesn't fade coz of lack popularity, Love find its own path, i guess you can say its ''LAWLESs''

Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should've said instead..

"Don't go I need you in my life..." LOL jk, close the door on your way out :)

.: Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasnt funny.

My wife caled me a ''sm*g little cu*t'' yesterday.I just got out of the house and drove away.. in my new mercedes.. 19 inch r*ms

Scientists claim that coffee is more addictive than Heroin.........Bollocks....I'm not addicted to coffee and I drink it all the time.

.: putting earphones in my ears, turning the volume up and completely drowning out the rest of the world.

wat is ''LOVE''???????? in france : is a comedyin..... england : is a tragedy..... in ltaly : is a wonder..... in germany : is a drama.... but.... in India: national game hai sab khelte hai.........