Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,Papa-Paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone... Lady Gaga has some serious problems with pronunciation.

♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.

..if a boy calls you hot, he looks at your body..if he calls you pretty, he looks at your face..but if he calls you beautiful, he looks at ur soul..

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Digg traffic down, but not out

Holding In Your Laugh in the middle Of class is the hardest thing to do

If strippers are now called "exotic dancers" then drug dealers should be called "exotic pharmacist"

but i have my grácia, my first great love.